So, yesterday's post I discussed how I wanted to do the Bloggers Do It Better assignment last night when I went to my fiance's brothers rehearsal dinner. FAIL.
I had planned on taking my time finding an outfit to wear. I wanted to look pretty and also do the assignment. Figure kill two birds with one stone since I had to get all dressy for the dinner anyway. Well, my fiance told me to be ready by 7:30-8:00 because that's when they should be finished and then I could meet them at the restaurant for dinner. Nope. at 6:00 I get a phone call "hey babe, uhhh...... I'm going to come pick you up now- we're finished". UM, WHAT. No. My clothes were still in the dryer at this point, because I figured I had PLENTY of time to get ready. Well, I had to hall ass and pretty much put anything on. I did not look great and was no where near what the assignment had called for ha ha.
So my solution in being rushed, not getting to wear my perfect outfit, and then being the last ones to walk into the rehearsal dinner? I got drunk.
Yep. Me=drunk. Now, let me tell you... before the surgery I had last year- I could drink. Not saying I'm an alcoholic, but I was definitely not a light weight. Since I did not drink for 8 months last year- I became a HUGE lightweight. Last night I only had 3 glasses of wine. and I was not tipsy- I was definitely drunk. It's so depressing ha ha. But at least I'm a cheap date, right?
Well.. I held my composure the entire time at the rehearsal dinner at least. You'd be proud that I did not stumble, slurr, hit, puke on, or scream at people. I was a perfect lady. Until the second we walked out of the restaurant and got into the car- in which I screamed at the top of my lungs "Beast of Burden" by the Rolling Stones (it's mine and my mother's song <3) - while having the window down so everyone can hear my beautiful, tone deaf singing.
Yea. It was a good night.
Now. On to the best part of this post. The Giveaway Winner for the Easter Cookie Giveaway!!!!!
Sounds like you had a great time and congrats to your winner! Kori xoxo
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HaHa - been there unfortunately...
ReplyDeleteLol! You're funny! I would be the same. I haven't had an alcoholic drink for years and if I will, 3 glasses would probably knock me out. Thanks for following. Now following you back. Have a happy weekend!
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